An Abbot Telegraph Anyone?

Another picture taken from my forthcoming and eagerly awaited next story "Goodbye Cruel World Part 2", well its not eagerly awaited really but I am wring it so at least I am writing again admittedly at a more relaxed pace.
I start getting depressed if I dont write, I reckon its my guardian agel Usutu speaking through me sometimes, does anyone else get the feeling that there thoughts arnt always there own?
Anyway I have also finally finished the "Leaving The Jungle" project and have started filing it away but I have prepared a DVD entitled "The Lost World - The Whole Story" which has all ten of the videos I have put out on youtube culminating with the one on the last post of my blog, I have promised Lorry Driver, Harry Potter a first copy and have been watching it with Luke tonight and even Luke thinks its quite good.
So next I think Ill do a Bradley Mag and then I might start Issue 1 of The Abbotts Telegraph which I presuppose will be just me talking unless I can persuade Betty and The Headmistress to tell there side of the story of my invasion of there office.
Betty is a very motherly figure and The Headmistress is a bit like a sort of posh sister and is the two people who have to put up with me most of the time, Deacon Shandy Pants treated us all to fish and chips today so its been quite a good day.
I have especially enjoyed my ego been groomed by Nman and Dawn Raider about my new Purchasing Spreadsheet which I gotta admit I am rather proud of, its amazing how few people use pivot tables in Excel but they are a excellent tool for summarising lots of data.
We also had a bit of a meeting and my old boss Dolph turned up and it was great to see him, he was a great boss and learned me lots about compassion.
I have had to rename The Man formally known as Stumpy as a squiggle like the popstar prince because he is nearly double the next man Burty Bassett, a subject of lord archer, and is getting a bit of abuse of other wagon drivers.
Our laissez faire leader Father Carolgees was on holiday so it fell to Shandy Pants to keep the Monastery functioning but the most major concern was the dissapearance of some large toilet rolls that "The Long Distance Runner" had asked me to order earlier in the week and how to prepare buffets without a canteen.
So its weekend and Friday night, Lukes gone to sleep and I am listening to "Tonight Tonight" by The Smashing Pumpkins on my wireless headphones, tommorow Usutu says I must go help the Ice Queen which I am very reluctant and if it was my will I dont know if I would do.
So with that I bid you all goodnight